My laugh for the day...
I was at a bookstore tonight where the card reader was one of those finicky ones that can't cope if you swipe a card prior to the clerk ringing up your sale. This has obviously been a problem at this store, as someone had affixed a helpful label to the card reader. It was intended to say "Please wait to be prompted." The end of the label, however, had curled up, resulting in a sort of Zen admonition: "Please wait to be prompt."



