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<title><![CDATA[Headline News's Journal]]></title>
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<item><title><![CDATA[Underwear Makes Headlines Again by tiramisu]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>As <a href='http://cw2.trb.com/news/kwgn-thong-bandits,0,5637090.story' rel='external'>disguises</a> go, these are perhaps not the best these guys could have chosen.</p>]]></description><link><![CDATA[http://www.mystrands.com/group/640/journal/8651]]></link><pubDate>2008-06-01 18:28:44.712043</pubDate>
</item><item><title><![CDATA[Oreo Spill by tiramisu]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>After <a href='http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080519/ap_on_fe_st/odd_cookie_spill' rel='external'>this crash</a>, hundreds of bystanders volunteered to help with cleanup.  In other news, police are investigating the mysterious hijackings of dozens of milk trucks.</p>]]></description><link><![CDATA[http://www.mystrands.com/group/640/journal/8480]]></link><pubDate>2008-05-19 08:17:13.447058</pubDate>
</item><item><title><![CDATA[Kaboom! by chongita]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://tim.movementarian.com/archives/computer_bomb.jpg' rel='external'>Your Computer Could Be a BOMB!</a></p>]]></description><link><![CDATA[http://www.mystrands.com/group/640/journal/8471]]></link><pubDate>2008-05-18 11:00:44.216853</pubDate>
</item><item><title><![CDATA[ 93 pounds of stolen panties found in man?s car, apartment by chongita]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://www.bagofnothing.com/?m=20070327' rel='external'>PULLMAN, WASH. ? Pullman police confiscated 93 pounds of women?s bras and panties in the car and apartment of a man arrested for stealing the unmentionables from apartment laundry rooms.</a></p>]]></description><link><![CDATA[http://www.mystrands.com/group/640/journal/8231]]></link><pubDate>2008-05-14 13:05:07.835799</pubDate>
</item><item><title><![CDATA[When Lebron James' mom jumps into the fray during heated game, the NBA star goes off. by chongita]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><br />If you have a kid in sports, you know the temptation to jump up and defend your child when another kid is playing rough or you don't agree with a ref's call. Lebron James' mom recently gave in to that temptation, rushing to her son's defense during a foul play. (Sure, he's 23, but he's still his mama's "baby boy.") Lebron wasn't too happy about mom's meddling. In fact, he used some choice words to coax her back into her seat: "Sit your ass down!" Wonder if she washed that mouth out with soap.<br /><br />Read his lips at 0:12<br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hl_9z35fz54&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/hl_9z35fz54&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />"I told her to sit down, in some language I shouldn't have used," James fessed up to USA Today. Ya think? "Thank God today wasn't Mother's Day. All I could think about is her. ... I know my mother. It's fine, we're good."</p>]]></description><link><![CDATA[http://www.mystrands.com/group/640/journal/8217]]></link><pubDate>2008-05-13 13:15:36.402276</pubDate>
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