I couldn't resist.

This is the description that came with it:

"Stanley Kubrick was arguably one of the most amazing directors of American film. It wasn't his fault that the screenplay of Full Metal Jacket created the hellspawn of 2LiveCrew samples. In the movie, Matthew Modine's character is sitting at a GI bar in Vietnam, and a prostitute comes up to him and says the now famous line, "Me so horny. Me love you long time." Luke and the Crew made it a household phrase. This shirt confronts the notion of the submissive lotus flower sex slave dragon lady and also applies to the human sex trade of women and young girls still going on, largely concentrated in Southeast Asia. Available in a charming military green. Wear this shirt and tell 'em you refuse to be their jade blossom."

I am so getting this shirt. And I am going to wear it around my German boyfriend. Who was in the Army. HA!