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Pack up the plantation!

~ April 28, 2008 at 13:36 by babyshoes (Views: 0 )

Florida lawmakers consider bill banning ornamental testicles

Opposition groups showed their displeasure by drivin' their trucks up and down the street in front of the Capitol, wavin' their Stars and Bars and crankin' Freebird.

From CNN.com

~ April 28, 2008 at 12:56 by Capnkirk (Views: 0 )

the headline reads:

Is Wright wrong? You decide

From CNN.com

~ April 24, 2008 at 16:39 by Capnkirk (Views: 0 )

and I'm not kidding:

176-lb beauty squashes stereotypes

Feet hurt? Stop wearing shoes!!

~ April 22, 2008 at 12:53 by kalong (Views: 0 )

It took 4 million years of evolution to perfect the foot, and humans have been wrecking that perfection with every step since they first donned shoes

The Thong Song

~ April 22, 2008 at 10:51 by chongita (Views: 0 )

My Son Wore a Thong

this is weird!

Death Star Wedding Cake

~ April 22, 2008 at 10:20 by chongita (Views: 0 )

Death Star Wedding Cake Wins Fanboy of the Year Award, Sets Grounds for Divorce

Man with heat rash says he wears a skirt on doctor's orders

~ April 15, 2008 at 14:57 by chongita (Views: 0 )



Under his community's indecent exposure ordinance, Jay Herrod breaks the law when his skirt flies up when he's on his lawn tractor. But he carries a doctor's note that states that "wearing skirt on mower allows sweat to evaporate." (KLTV.com)

Cops: Cow hormone was put in girl's drink to cause an abortion

~ April 15, 2008 at 13:32 by kalong (Views: 0 )

Read the full article here

True Happiness for WOMEN?!

~ April 15, 2008 at 10:42 by kalong (Views: 0 )

Oh, the possibilities. No more labiaplasty!

Conspiracy

~ April 14, 2008 at 14:28 by tiramisu (Views: 0 )

Alicia Keys says gansta rap was a government plot. This may explain why it never sounded like music.

(Ducking as rap enthusiasts line up to holler at me.)

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