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Underwear Makes Headlines Again

~ June 1, 2008 at 18:28 by tiramisu (Views: 48 )

As disguises go, these are perhaps not the best these guys could have chosen.

Oreo Spill

~ May 19, 2008 at 8:17 by tiramisu (Views: 12 )

After this crash, hundreds of bystanders volunteered to help with cleanup. In other news, police are investigating the mysterious hijackings of dozens of milk trucks.

Kaboom!

~ May 18, 2008 at 11:00 by chongita (Views: 25 )

Your Computer Could Be a BOMB!

93 pounds of stolen panties found in man’s car, apartment

~ May 14, 2008 at 13:05 by chongita (Views: 20 )

PULLMAN, WASH. — Pullman police confiscated 93 pounds of women’s bras and panties in the car and apartment of a man arrested for stealing the unmentionables from apartment laundry rooms.

When Lebron James' mom jumps into the fray during heated game, the NBA star goes off.

~ May 13, 2008 at 13:15 by chongita (Views: 47 )


If you have a kid in sports, you know the temptation to jump up and defend your child when another kid is playing rough or you don't agree with a ref's call. Lebron James' mom recently gave in to that temptation, rushing to her son's defense during a foul play. (Sure, he's 23, but he's still his mama's "baby boy.") Lebron wasn't too happy about mom's meddling. In fact, he used some choice words to coax her back into her seat: "Sit your ass down!" Wonder if she washed that mouth out with soap.

Read his lips at 0:12



"I told her to sit down, in some language I shouldn't have used," James fessed up to USA Today. Ya think? "Thank God today wasn't Mother's Day. All I could think about is her. ... I know my mother. It's fine, we're good."

Now where is my passport...?

~ May 9, 2008 at 13:37 by babyshoes (Views: 48 )

BBC.com is ON FIRE these days!

Europeans get drunk 'to have sex'

From BBC.com.

~ May 8, 2008 at 15:20 by babyshoes (Views: 39 )

Great tits cope well with warming

(British Journalist 1: Bet you a pint I can get them to write 'tits' in the science section, mate!

British Journalist 2: You're all wonky! You bloody well know those blokes will never let it happen.

British Journalist 1: We'll see...)

From WSB in Georgia

~ May 7, 2008 at 13:54 by Capnkirk (Views: 51 )

I can understand the reason for this story, but don't you think they could have picked a different senator to push the bill?

Georgia Law Bans Retailers From Selling 'Pot Candy' To Minors

ATLANTA -- Georgia retailers soon will be banned from selling candy flavored to taste like marijuana to children.

Georgia Governor Sonny Perdue signed a measure into law Wednesday that bans the sale of "marijuana flavored products" to minors -- anyone under 18 -- and calls for a fine of up to $500 for each offense.

The measure takes effect July 1st.

It targets businesses that sell the candies with drug-inspired names such as "Kronic Kandy" and "Pot Suckers."

The law says the candies promote drug use.

Senator Doug Stoner pushed the bill in the senate. "I don't think that folks are aware this is going on," Stoner told Channel 2 in April. "It's mainly, from what I can tell, particularly targeted to minority communities."

State Representative Judy Manning said she was shocked to receive death threats over the bill to ban the candy. "Some people think their rights are their rights," she said.

Manning said the Georgia Bureau of Investigation traced her e-mail threat to Great Britain. “You just deal with those kinds of folks and do the best you can. But it sends the wrong kind of message to kids.”

Vote Hemp, a national organization that promotes the use of hemp products and tracks legislation, says the measure would make Georgia the first state to ban the sale of the candy to minors.

Pack up the plantation!

~ April 28, 2008 at 13:36 by babyshoes (Views: 33 )

Florida lawmakers consider bill banning ornamental testicles

Opposition groups showed their displeasure by drivin' their trucks up and down the street in front of the Capitol, wavin' their Stars and Bars and crankin' Freebird.

From CNN.com

~ April 28, 2008 at 12:56 by Capnkirk (Views: 26 )

the headline reads:

Is Wright wrong? You decide

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