Bitchipedia shows all the wonders that is Bitch. But why is Meredith Brooks included? Oh, right... she's a BITCH!
I especially love how the Bitch Slap is explained to be different than the Pimp Slap.... Bitchin!
OK is it me or was this month's full moon a whopper? (not the kind you eat Dan, there is no bacon!)
People tumbling into my office, lifeless, sad beyond belief. We are annoyed, bitchy and no amount bad coffee made stronger is going to make it better!
Boo! Hissssss! Bitchery!
OK, some cops are cool, I guess. This one though, I hope he dies of rectal bleeding!
I was dropping the kidlette off at school this morning, in front of the school entrance. Normally, if we are on time , I drop her across the street and she goes with the crossing guard and I drive away after she is safely across. I do this to avoid the total clusterf**k of minivans and SUVs that orbit the entry. Well today we were a little tardy, the crossing guard was off guarding something else, and so i dropped my offspring at the entry, pulling just ahead of the other cars to avoid their notorious pulling out without looking tricks. As I was stopped, a female, presumably someone's mom, stepped out in front of my PARKED car, gave me the nastiest stink eye EVER, and got into her mini van.
Guess where she was parked.... the HANDICAP slot! No sticker, no tags, no plate, not even a Special Olympics bumper sticker.
Hypocrite Bitch!
Dumb-ass redneck SUV driving drunkards last night, kicked a girl out of their truck so they could do donuts on the lawn of an elementary school. She had to walk home in heels.
Bitch ONE: Why would one wear heels in the snow?
Bitch TWO: Its freaking icy and doing high speed donuts on the school lawn can lead to driving THROUGH said school given the laws of physics as they are (momentum, velocity, solid object remaining solid).
Get the hell out of my neighborhood! Geeeze!
...und Deutscher, selbstverständlich.
When you computer dies in the middle of everything because you forgot to plug it in when you got to work!!!
Son-ofa-BITCH!
My BF's friend comes over to "hang out" but comes in, hops into my desk chair and proceeds to monopolize my computer, for 4 hours! OH were was my Bitch Button last night???
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