"It's just more fun for grown-ups when there are no kids around."
- Elly Patterson (For Better of For Worse)
Health food makes me sick.
- Calvin Trillin (& Fat Dan)
If the internet had been invented before paper...
Would we refer to hard copy documents as "The dead sheep version"?
"Welcome to heaven ... here's your harp."
"Welcome to hell ... here's your accordion."
- Gary Larson
"You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat."
- Albert Einstein
Most people don't know that Kevin Costner's character in his 1990 smash movie had a lesser known cousin named Dances With Chickens.
I never met a squirrel I didn't like. I dispense with the formalities and just run them over.
It's too bad Microsoft had to release Vista in order to make XP look good.
Nothing says "I have no idea what to get you" quite like giant beige bath towels.
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