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'Here you can post your favorite one-liners. They can be from comedians, your uncle Phil, or from deep inside your own personal archive. Nothing profane, please. Just stuff that makes you laugh, smile, or simply reflect.'

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The pointless life

~ September 26, 2007 at 15:22 by contrarian (Views: 249 )


Without geometry, life is pointless. Attributed to: Ryan Mazonis

Catmosphere

~ September 22, 2007 at 1:18 by FatDan (Views: 30 )

Pretty much where a cat keeps its nose.

A Bird In The Hand

~ September 20, 2007 at 17:05 by FatDan (Views: 18 )

"Give my chance a plan to work."

- W

What's better than no pun?

~ September 19, 2007 at 15:34 by contrarian (Views: 16 )

I know, heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns.
-- Groucho Marx in Monkey Business, 1931

Build a man a fire...

~ September 13, 2007 at 12:43 by contrarian (Views: 23 )

"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett.

Up For Debate

~ September 9, 2007 at 20:07 by tiramisu (Views: 32 )

"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain.

Real Progress

~ September 3, 2007 at 9:34 by FatDan (Views: 31 )

"Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything."

- Charles Kuralt

Mine!

~ September 1, 2007 at 3:38 by FatDan (Views: 8 )

"Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff."

- Frank Zappa

From One Goldfish To Another

~ August 31, 2007 at 10:48 by FatDan (Views: 961 )

"It's not necessary to say hi every time we pass each other."

Lost In Thought

~ August 29, 2007 at 7:38 by FatDan (Views: 15 )

"The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory."

- Paul Fix

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