Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.
~Author Unknown
"When you're up to your ass in alligators, it's hard to remember that the original plan was to drain the swamp."
(Not sure who said it. Anyone know?)
"Climate is what you expect; weather is what you get."
- Robert Heinlein
My British instructor assures us:
"I won't dock points off for spelling. I'll just be horrified."
"Alcohol could replace some exercise"
- CNN.com
"Cut the head in half using a band saw and scoop the brains out. Blast the brain out with water or air. Suck the brain out through a hole in the head."
-- British public service message about mad cow disease
"Ohhh, the rain CAN'T get in there... it has a lipamajig." - cowork ST
Waldorf: How do you feel about nudity?
Statler: Personally, it's always left me cold.
"Don't laugh - it throws me off."
- Howie Mandel
You can have your own way, as long as you get out of it.
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