One-Liners

'Here you can post your favorite one-liners. They can be from comedians, your uncle Phil, or from deep inside your own personal archive. Nothing profane, please. Just stuff that makes you laugh, smile, or simply reflect.'

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Statler & Waldorf #2

~ June 1, 2007 at 19:13 by FatDan (Views: 86 )

Masters of the one-liners:
Statler and Waldorf (mp3)

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Statler & Waldorf #1

~ June 1, 2007 at 19:12 by FatDan (Views: 58 )

Masters of the one-liners:
Statler and Waldorf (mp3)

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Yum...

~ June 1, 2007 at 0:34 by Capnkirk (Views: 56 )

"Never meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy, and good with ketchup"

-- bumper sticker

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Jesus Saves

~ June 1, 2007 at 0:32 by Capnkirk (Views: 122 )

Jesus saves. The rest of you take full damage.

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kmk

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EXERCISE!

~ May 31, 2007 at 0:31 by yangjes (Views: 43 )

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.

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Huh?

~ May 31, 2007 at 0:31 by Capnkirk (Views: 58 )

Hey, I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's!

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kmk

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Good News or Bad News, Depending

~ May 31, 2007 at 0:06 by tiramisu (Views: 45 )

I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.

- Maya Angelou

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