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'Here you can post your favorite one-liners. They can be from comedians, your uncle Phil, or from deep inside your own personal archive. Nothing profane, please. Just stuff that makes you laugh, smile, or simply reflect.'

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»Eat

2 comments
~ June 11, 2007 at 23:31 by FatDan

»Consider Alternative Vacation Plans

0 comments
~ June 11, 2007 at 13:16 by FatDan

»Divine Intervention

2 comments
~ June 10, 2007 at 0:07 by FatDan

»A bunch o' entries

1 comments
~ June 6, 2007 at 13:22 by wendiwho

»Two-Liner

0 comments
~ June 6, 2007 at 7:15 by tiramisu

»Words

0 comments
~ June 4, 2007 at 23:06 by tiramisu

»On The Surface

1 comments
~ June 2, 2007 at 16:39 by FatDan

»Uh oh, Take cover!

1 comments
~ June 1, 2007 at 21:29 by Wahiawa786

»So Poor

0 comments
~ June 1, 2007 at 20:01 by DJ_Elzzish

»Statler & Waldorf #2

3 comments
~ June 1, 2007 at 19:13 by FatDan

»Statler & Waldorf #1

0 comments
~ June 1, 2007 at 19:12 by FatDan

»Yum...

4 comments
~ June 1, 2007 at 0:34 by Capnkirk

»Jesus Saves

10 comments
~ June 1, 2007 at 0:32 by Capnkirk

»EXERCISE!

0 comments
~ May 31, 2007 at 0:31 by yangjes

»Huh?

2 comments
~ May 31, 2007 at 0:31 by Capnkirk

»Vanity

2 comments
~ May 30, 2007 at 23:36 by FatDan

»Irreplaceable

2 comments
~ May 30, 2007 at 23:03 by yangjes

»Good news for MyStrands

1 comments
~ May 30, 2007 at 22:56 by Wahiawa786

»Seen on a sign near my house:

1 comments
~ May 30, 2007 at 6:57 by tiramisu

»Dam!

1 comments
~ May 29, 2007 at 5:18 by tiramisu

»Disappointing Reality #272

3 comments
~ May 27, 2007 at 12:11 by FatDan

»Perfect Pitch

2 comments
~ May 27, 2007 at 12:10 by FatDan

»One Word

2 comments
~ May 22, 2007 at 6:39 by FatDan

»Fast Food & Spiritualism

2 comments
~ May 21, 2007 at 18:26 by FatDan

»Multiplication

3 comments
~ May 21, 2007 at 6:13 by FatDan

»Baseball

1 comments
~ May 20, 2007 at 2:40 by FatDan

»Another Car Review

0 comments
~ May 19, 2007 at 1:13 by FatDan

»The Answer is 27

1 comments
~ May 19, 2007 at 1:11 by FatDan

»Parking

1 comments
~ May 18, 2007 at 23:54 by Capnkirk

»Nothing

0 comments
~ May 8, 2007 at 23:39 by FatDan

»Money from a pessimistic

0 comments
~ May 8, 2007 at 1:10 by yangjes

»Spelling

0 comments
~ May 6, 2007 at 22:59 by FatDan

»A Matter Of Taste

0 comments
~ May 6, 2007 at 18:34 by FatDan

»Car Review

2 comments
~ May 5, 2007 at 5:48 by FatDan

»Jerry Seinfeld

0 comments
~ April 30, 2007 at 23:12 by yangjes

»Dante was wrong...

1 comments
~ April 28, 2007 at 10:49 by Wahiawa786

»Longest Song Title?

2 comments
~ April 27, 2007 at 23:18 by FatDan

»Just a spoonful of sugar...

1 comments
~ April 27, 2007 at 10:37 by Wahiawa786

»Cake & Ice Cream

0 comments
~ April 26, 2007 at 22:44 by FatDan

»random quote

4 comments
~ April 26, 2007 at 18:51 by eoja

»Japanese Proverb

0 comments
~ April 26, 2007 at 9:48 by Wahiawa786

»Rubber chicken

0 comments
~ April 25, 2007 at 23:39 by yangjes

»Salad eaters

3 comments
~ April 21, 2007 at 0:57 by yangjes

»Yummy

0 comments
~ April 20, 2007 at 0:53 by FatDan

»Bad Dreams

0 comments
~ April 19, 2007 at 19:09 by FatDan

»Worth Waiting For

0 comments
~ March 23, 2007 at 19:55 by FatDan

»Hope

0 comments
~ March 21, 2007 at 19:21 by FatDan
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