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'Here you can post your favorite one-liners. They can be from comedians, your uncle Phil, or from deep inside your own personal archive. Nothing profane, please. Just stuff that makes you laugh, smile, or simply reflect.'

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»Love

4 comments
~ May 25, 2008 at 8:23 by FatDan

»Boxing

2 comments
~ May 21, 2008 at 10:16 by FatDan

»at McMenamins

0 comments
~ March 29, 2008 at 15:31 by chongita

»Listen to your mother!

1 comments
~ March 13, 2008 at 10:29 by mluna

»On Drinking

4 comments
~ February 24, 2008 at 22:39 by chongita

»Jazz Fusion

0 comments
~ February 16, 2008 at 9:50 by FatDan

»Food

9 comments
~ February 13, 2008 at 9:23 by FatDan

»Pure Poetry

7 comments
~ February 1, 2008 at 8:36 by FatDan

»Hey barkeep, I'll have another.

24 comments
~ January 30, 2008 at 16:42 by choirgirl

»God Created Man...

20 comments
~ January 30, 2008 at 11:13 by chongita

»Change of Plans

4 comments
~ January 29, 2008 at 15:48 by tiramisu

»Under the Weather

5 comments
~ January 29, 2008 at 13:34 by tiramisu

»British women.

15 comments
~ January 29, 2008 at 11:05 by kalong

»Best Headline I've Read

11 comments
~ January 27, 2008 at 19:57 by FatDan

»Those Britons Are So Considerate

9 comments
~ January 13, 2008 at 13:22 by FatDan

»while looking at computer backpacks...

4 comments
~ January 11, 2008 at 16:17 by mluna

»From the Muppet Show

1 comments
~ January 10, 2008 at 15:58 by tiramisu

»Comedy

6 comments
~ January 7, 2008 at 9:21 by FatDan

»Compromise

10 comments
~ January 6, 2008 at 16:42 by FatDan

»What Day Is Today?

4 comments
~ January 4, 2008 at 22:49 by FatDan

»Bee Movie

1 comments
~ December 23, 2007 at 10:45 by FatDan

»Good Advice

9 comments
~ December 22, 2007 at 17:42 by FatDan

»Biometrics

2 comments
~ December 17, 2007 at 10:46 by nacrotek

»At The Local Coffee/Bagel Shop

5 comments
~ December 11, 2007 at 11:23 by FatDan

»Man On Fire

2 comments
~ December 9, 2007 at 13:16 by FatDan

»The Simpsons

3 comments
~ December 7, 2007 at 15:46 by Capnkirk

»Seen On A Bumper

12 comments
~ December 4, 2007 at 12:55 by FatDan

»Getting It

2 comments
~ November 28, 2007 at 10:17 by FatDan

»Dr. Seuss

2 comments
~ November 26, 2007 at 11:59 by tiramisu

»Counterpoint

0 comments
~ November 16, 2007 at 6:05 by FatDan

»BITCH!

1 comments
~ November 13, 2007 at 12:34 by Capnkirk

»The IRS explained in one line...

0 comments
~ November 12, 2007 at 12:17 by contrarian

»Practically the same

0 comments
~ November 9, 2007 at 15:03 by contrarian

»Odds

5 comments
~ November 8, 2007 at 13:36 by FatDan

»To Do

2 comments
~ November 5, 2007 at 13:21 by tiramisu

»Speaking of cats...

0 comments
~ November 2, 2007 at 8:28 by Capnkirk

»Facts of Life

2 comments
~ November 2, 2007 at 7:22 by chongita

»Punctuality

3 comments
~ November 1, 2007 at 10:25 by yangjes

»Life

2 comments
~ November 1, 2007 at 9:28 by yangjes

»Fish

1 comments
~ October 31, 2007 at 13:53 by FatDan

»The trouble with words

1 comments
~ October 29, 2007 at 8:27 by contrarian

»Happiness

0 comments
~ October 29, 2007 at 7:55 by FatDan

»Greener Grass

2 comments
~ October 25, 2007 at 16:58 by FatDan

»Network fiber

1 comments
~ October 24, 2007 at 12:47 by contrarian

»Nursery Rhyme For 2007

5 comments
~ October 24, 2007 at 11:52 by FatDan

»coffee...

4 comments
~ October 24, 2007 at 9:08 by mluna

»As the twig is bent

0 comments
~ October 22, 2007 at 16:13 by contrarian

»More Perspective

0 comments
~ October 22, 2007 at 12:28 by FatDan

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