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Pure Poetry

~ February 1, 2008 at 8:36 by FatDan (Views: 64)

A prose writer gets tired of writing prose, and wants to be a poet. So he begins every line with a capital letter, and keeps on writing prose.

- Samuel McChord Crothers

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Wahiawa786 ~ February 1, 2008 at 13:04

There once a lady from Nantucket...

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tiramisu ~ February 1, 2008 at 13:14

I've heard the one about a man from Nantucket...

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jrogers ~ February 1, 2008 at 13:18

Tell me about the lady from Nantucket...

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chongita ~ February 1, 2008 at 14:30

He was dreaming of Venus.

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Wahiawa786 ~ February 1, 2008 at 14:32

The lady from Nantucket ran into the Dropkick Murphy's and was last heard of squealing with pleasure as the van lurched from side as well as up and down to the tune of "I'm Shipping Up To Boston."

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