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God Created Man...

~ January 30, 2008 at 11:13 by chongita (Views: 156)

Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.

~Author Unknown



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comment by
jrogers ~ January 30, 2008 at 11:47
This is a good theory... then again, there is another theory present in the Michael Keaton movie "Multiplicity" :)
comment by
kalong ~ January 30, 2008 at 13:53
Good one chongita.
comment by
choirgirl ~ January 30, 2008 at 16:41
AMEN TO THAT!
comment by
jrogers ~ January 30, 2008 at 16:42
What, nobody cares what I have to say??? Have you not seen multiplicity?!?!
comment by
chongita ~ January 30, 2008 at 16:45
You guessed it, NO one cares.
comment by
jrogers ~ January 30, 2008 at 16:46
Ugh. As if.
comment by
kalong ~ January 30, 2008 at 16:47
no really, it's true!
comment by
mluna ~ January 30, 2008 at 16:59
did jrogers say something.....??? Did anyone hear anything...??

Hey!! Have you guys ever seen Multiplicity? Not sure how it relates, but it was a good show.
comment by
jrogers ~ January 30, 2008 at 17:02
Alright... Multiplicity (starring Michael Keaton): He clones himself, again, and again, and again, ... , and again. Each copy that is created is not as good as the original. imdb.com if you want more info :)
comment by
mluna ~ January 30, 2008 at 17:05
(anyone notice that jrogers is a bit slow on the uptake???)

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