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Change of Plans

~ January 29, 2008 at 15:48 by tiramisu (Views: 55)

"When you're up to your ass in alligators, it's hard to remember that the original plan was to drain the swamp."

(Not sure who said it. Anyone know?)

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chongita ~ January 30, 2008 at 11:05

Someone with an alligator problem?

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kalong ~ January 30, 2008 at 13:46

this is so deep I don't think I get it.

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Wahiawa786 ~ January 31, 2008 at 10:07

Pogo! (I doubt it, this was a Vietnam-era saying about the difference between "Plans" and "Reality.")

comment by

jeejee ~ January 31, 2008 at 11:10

Squirrels again!? Feed them to the Alligators!

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