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Those Britons Are So Considerate

~ January 13, 2008 at 13:22 by FatDan (Views: 3615)

"Cut the head in half using a band saw and scoop the brains out. Blast the brain out with water or air. Suck the brain out through a hole in the head."

-- British public service message about mad cow disease

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chongita ~ January 13, 2008 at 15:31

This sounds like a post for the Horror group.

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tiramisu ~ January 13, 2008 at 15:31

Vegetarianism is suddenly much more appealing.

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chongita ~ January 13, 2008 at 16:57

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Wahiawa786 ~ January 14, 2008 at 1:17

Kuru is a pretty big price to pay for a hankering for Tacos Sesos or Cowboy Son-of-a-Gun Stew. I guess the stuff can still be used to cure various kinds of leather..."Ah, chilled monkey brain..." (Oops, forgot to check about the ingredients in Chitterlings and Menudo. The above dishes contain "brain food.")

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chongita ~ January 14, 2008 at 9:44

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Capnkirk ~ January 14, 2008 at 9:44

My squirrel is confused.

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Wahiawa786 ~ January 14, 2008 at 21:07

By the way, Pig's brains are still OK to make sandwich spread, etc. (Cow brains are more firm, while pig brains tend to fall apart.) If your cow is less than 30 months old, the FDA says Scrambled Eggs and Cow Brains is fine with them.

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