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Good Advice

~ December 22, 2007 at 17:42 by FatDan (Views: 88)

"Have as good a night as you can."

- store clerk

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tiramisu ~ December 22, 2007 at 21:00

I used to say that a lot when I was a store clerk.

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chongita ~ December 23, 2007 at 19:41

It is so much better than the stock "Have a Nice Day" because... well, they do not mean it.

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FatDan ~ December 23, 2007 at 22:46

Of course, there's always the line from Cashiers In Hell ... "Have a crap day."

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jrogers ~ January 16, 2008 at 12:03

And it beats the generic "have a good one". One? One what? If I don't know what one is, how can I know when I am having one? Or if it is even a good one.

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Capnkirk ~ January 16, 2008 at 12:14

"I already have a good one. Now I'm looking for a longer one."

-- George Carlin

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jrogers ~ January 16, 2008 at 13:25

Hahahah I like. I'll use that one next time.

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chongita ~ January 16, 2008 at 16:23

"Take it easy" drives me batty... i just want to say "Take it any way you can get it!"

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Wahiawa786 ~ January 16, 2008 at 18:49

Then there are the post-briefing statements associated with "Hill Street Blues":
"Let's be careful out there"
"Let's do it to them before the do it to us."

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chongita ~ January 17, 2008 at 9:44

Have a nice day, the prophylactic way!

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