Watching the brewmaster at McMinni's on Monroe washing the windows
in the brewing room when out of nowhere he came out and said:
" My tombstone is going to read 'He wasn't much of a brewer but he could sure do windows!'"
"Well, whenever you do an ATM drive-by after 11pm, is it EVER for a good reason?"
Laziness is the mother of all vice... but, it's a mother and you should respect her! (Spanish popular wisdom)
“One more drink and I’ll be under the host.”
— Dorothy Parker (1893 - 1967)
The genre that thought what rock really needed was month-long bass solos and time signatures Stephen Hawking wouldn’t understand.
Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and he'll eat for weeks!
A prose writer gets tired of writing prose, and wants to be a poet. So he begins every line with a capital letter, and keeps on writing prose.
- Samuel McChord Crothers
"Intelligence is alcohol soluble."
- Unknown
Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.
~Author Unknown
"When you're up to your ass in alligators, it's hard to remember that the original plan was to drain the swamp."
(Not sure who said it. Anyone know?)
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