The classic is best...
I know that it is very trendy to have all different types of martinis now-a-days, but I am a believer of the classic gin or vodka martini. In fact, the distillery in Bend, OR agrees with me. I was pleasantly suprised the first time I went there and ordered my favorite Crater Lake Vodka martini. Normally I add the request, "super extra dry" since even a mist of vermoth is more that I like. However, the bartender replied, "We dont put any vermoth in, unless you ask for it." I was instantly hooked! Not to mention that they pour them big and strong. So, if you are ever in the Bend, OR area, I highly suggest you check out the Bend Distillery Martini lounge downtown.
Bend Distillery


I am not sure this story is allowed to be told if it is not over a drink. So, let's get some martinis and I will entertain for a while. ;-)
9 martinis
1 patrol car
one giant picture window
3 fingers
A whole bar full of stunned people when the bar is lit up by a cops spotlight.
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look on the cops face when he realized he really couldn't do anything about it = priceless :)