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Food

~ February 13, 2008 at 9:23 by FatDan (Views: 76)

Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and he'll eat for weeks!


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comment by
chongita ~ February 13, 2008 at 10:24
comment by
Capnkirk ~ February 13, 2008 at 10:48
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FatDan ~ February 13, 2008 at 10:56
Is this where I'm supposed to provide a link to "piranha-a-day" ?
comment by
tiramisu ~ February 13, 2008 at 11:06
Oh, let jrogers provide the link. He won't be redundant this time!
comment by
jrogers ~ February 13, 2008 at 13:53
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mluna ~ February 13, 2008 at 14:02
thanks jrog.... I was waiting... that took long enough. (didn't want to steal your thunder)
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jrogers ~ February 13, 2008 at 14:06
Yep, glad I know my role around here... :-)
comment by
chongita ~ February 13, 2008 at 15:02
He knows his place... kiss the ring!
comment by
Wahiawa786 ~ February 13, 2008 at 21:34
Talk about a long, drawn-out situation:
"It's like being nibbled to death by Guppies."
(Originally, Ducks were doing the nibbling.)

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