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British women.

~ January 29, 2008 at 11:05 by kalong (Views: 131)

My British instructor assures us:

"I won't dock points off for spelling. I'll just be horrified."

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tiramisu ~ January 29, 2008 at 11:08

No points off for spelling? Now I'm horrified.

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chongita ~ January 29, 2008 at 11:18

My grandma used to send my letters to her back corrected when I was a kid. Spelling is important! That instucyor iz so fred!

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FatDan ~ January 29, 2008 at 11:20

A British woman named Fred? Now *I'm* horrified.

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chongita ~ January 29, 2008 at 11:21

My point exactly... spelling is important to get the correct message across. I WIN!

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kalong ~ January 29, 2008 at 11:22

lol no her name is Janet. where did you get Fred from? I think I must have missed something. Well she was talking about spelling names of authors and women activists that we had to know.

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Capnkirk ~ January 29, 2008 at 11:25

Hey, aren't those squirrels up on the hilltop?

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chongita ~ January 29, 2008 at 11:31

I love Squirrels! It's one of my favorite bars!

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FatDan ~ January 30, 2008 at 11:18

Quoting Chongita: "That instucyor iz so fred!"

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chongita ~ January 30, 2008 at 11:27

Why are you quoting the great Chongita? You do not have permission! I own the copyrights to my quotes! I will sue!
YOU ARE SO FRED!

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slick50 ~ January 30, 2008 at 11:59

This joke reminds me of an excellent book by Lynn Truss, Eats, Shoots, & Leaves. (Who knew punctuation could be funny?)

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